Flawed Perfection and Twisted Sanity

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Of course I don’t say what I really think.
Polite society deserves respect.
And one should not reveal in talk or print
The doleful secrets of our common flesh
For me, the weak and helpless, have been dared
To lift ourselves an inch above our heads,
To be able to say to someone in despair,
“I’ve lived who also wished that I were dead.

— “Obviously”, Czeslaw Milosz (via sixstepsback)

Reblogged from WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO TURN YOU ON.

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Don't Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant

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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”

She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”

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omg, I love it.

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Reblogged from The Accidental Wire

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Reblogged from Fuck Yeah, Marilyn Monroe!

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The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead.

— Marilyn Monroe (via acousticangel) (via fuckyeahmarilynmonroe)

Reblogged from Fuck Yeah, Marilyn Monroe!

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this reminds me of myspace.

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SCHOOL CONFESSIONS
[x] Talked back to a teacher.
[x] Been kicked out of a class.
[] Worn your pajamas to school.
[] Had your tooth fall out during school.
[x] Gotten yourself lost in your school.
[x] Broken the dress code in your school.
[x] Completely and utterly failed a test.
[x] Left your class without asking anybody.
[x] Missed a whole week of school for something stupid.
[] Thrown up your lunch in school.

HOME LIFE CONFESSIONS
[x] Argue with your parents a lot.
[] Argue with your brother[s] a lot.
[x] Argue with your sister[s] a lot.
[x] Do your own laundry.
[x] Cook dinner once in a while.
[x] Are loud and obnoxious at home.
[x] Wear pajamas when you are not going to go anywhere
[x] You sleep in very long.
[x] All you do is watch television/go on the internet.
[x] Your parents are divorced.
[] Your family makes you cry a lot
[] One or both of your grandparents live with you.
[] You can’t stand being with your parents.

FRIEND CONFESSIONS
[x] You currently dislike one or more of your friends.
[x] You are jealous of one or more of your friends.
[x] You have known a friend your whole life.
[] Your friends are all taller than you.
[x] You have been ditched by a friend.
[x] You have memorized a friends phone number.
[x] You have lost/forgotten a friends phone number.
[x] You have been to most of your friends houses.
[x] You love most of your friends

HABIT CONFESSIONS
[x] You bite your nails.
[x] You have an odd obsession with knives.
[] You cannot sleep with the door closed.
[x] You cannot sleep with the door open
[x] There is at least one sound you cannot stand.
[] You write stories about mad cannibalistic serial killers
[x] You are good at telling lies

LOVE CONFESSIONS
[x] You currently like/love someone.
[x] You want to kill one of your exs.
[] You can stay committed for an unusually long time
[x] You get bored of your crush/bf/gf easily.
[] A crush/bf/gf has called you self-centered before.
[x] Your ex has dumped you for another girl.

PERSONAL OPINION CONFESSIONS
[x] You hate George Bush.
[] Abortion is horrible and should be illegal.
[x] Gay marriage is fine by you.
[] Boys make better friends than girls do.
[] Pink is an ugly color.
[x] Needles aren’t so horrible.
[] Human flesh tastes like fine aged veal (lolwut)
[x] You have plenty of secrets

“HAVE YOU EVER” CONFESSIONS
[x] Fallen up the stairs.
[x] Had your shoelaces tied together.
[x] Had a nail fall off.
[] Captured, Manipulated, or Destroyed a soul
[x] Slapped someone across the face.
[] Killed someone.
[x]Worn something inside out for a whole day